“Binu badanu peepy-jabba. Minoo baliabba goonu heeanna ripe banana.”
(Translation: Hello, reader, I am your leader, Ripe Banana.)
Once upon a time, in the tropical paradise of Trinidad, lived my tribe of banana cavemen and women. We bananas had a zest for adventure and a curious spirit. One day, whilst out searching for food, a flying green dragon with a posh English accent saw us and swooped down hoping to have a banana milkshake. I heard him shout the word “Yum!” as he gobbled us.
That’s where our adventures begin…